Man I tell you tha fucking craziest shit happens to me. Even when I'm not looking for pussy, it just comes to me. So I was driving to work the other day, and I really neede to take a piss, but I was still very far from work and I was on the highway. So like any man I pull over the side of the road to take a piss. I park my car, start walking down the grass to a secluded area when out of nowhere this crazy ass girl just shows up behind me saying "thank you, thank you for pulling over to give me a ride". I look at her like shes crazy, and tell her actually I'm here to take a piss, and I start walking away. Well she kept on walking next to me, telling me she desperately needed a ride. She just wouldn't stop bothering. Finally I told her let me take a piss first, she was like no. So I told her if she held my dick I would give her a ride. She grabs my cock, so I change it to if you suck on my dick I'll definitely give you a ride. She got down on her knees and started slobbering all over my

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